When Mr. B. and I were dating he was in the Navy and we wrote lots of lovely letters back and forth to each other.
His first letters to me read like this-
“Dear Sweaty,
I’m sitting here in the bearthing thinking of you….. “
I’m sitting here in the bearthing thinking of you….. “
So lets break this letter down one word at a time. First, was he calling me sweaty like hot? I couldn't say, I didn’t know him all that well yet…
Second what is a “bearthing”? Honestly I wasn’t sure what he was saying but I felt as though it may be terribly inappropriate and I was fearful that my mom would read it…
Here’s what he was REALLY saying:
Dear Sweetie,
I am sitting here in the berthing thinking of you.
I am sitting here in the berthing thinking of you.
WHEW- not calling me sweaty or clammy or anything like that and the berthing is a place that Navy guys hang out in on a ship, whew- not dirty or inappropriate and he was totally dressed while writing it! We’re in the clear! It was just a sweat ... oops! sweet note.
The moral of this story is use a dictionary!
**Enjoy this picture of Mr.B. and I on our first "date"- it is an old picture so it's a little damaged.**
4 comments:
WOW, now that IS an old picture! So cute though!! And a very cute, touching story, love ya.
that comment was from me, Jules...
Thanks Jules- It was an old picture... you know back in the good ol' days when pictures were kept in books, not on computers- LOL LY too!
OMG you give me the best chuckles (or is it chuckels?) I am going to laugh at the bearthing thing for quite a while. Ya know by the damage on the picture it kind of does look like you're sweating quite a lot on your right side. I thought it might have been a hot day on the island or maybe Mr. B was making you hot. ;)
XOXOXXX Linda
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